Overheard from the backseat

I had the kids with me last Saturday, and as we drove from dance class to lunch, Little Bird was playing with her superhero toys. This is what I overheard in one quiet stretch of road.

“This is a bad idea, Batman.”
“No, it’s not.”
“We’re going to die!”
“We’ll never die, Superman.”
“We did die!”
“…what?”
“It was last week.”